He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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