Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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