i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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