My nipple is on Facebook.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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