oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
