His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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