if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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