I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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