Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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