And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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