Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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