She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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