Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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