I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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