it wasn't lemon gatorade
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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