I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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