the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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