Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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