i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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