the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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