She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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