Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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