i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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