Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
