Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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