writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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