already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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