You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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