The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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