Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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