is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are two peas in an std pod
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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