He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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