do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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