In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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