So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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