i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.