Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.