I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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