i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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