Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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