honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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