I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My vagina just recognized that song.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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