I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
