My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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