Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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