I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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