I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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