Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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