You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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