All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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