did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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