you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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