Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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