I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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